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Twas the night before Christmas and all through my house
Penny and Belle-Belle were sleeping
Mac,Beau,Iris,Moochie and Quarrie were napping
Skye,Red,Akila and Endeavor were munching grass out in their field,
Bob was in his recliner and Mom was in mine, and I decided to type, I guess I just like the sound
When out on the roof their arose such a clatter
I ran to the window to see what was the matter
when what to my wondering eyes did appear?
A tiny little sleigh and it was pulled by miniature horses!
The little fat man in the drivers seat
was covered with crap, sure as could be
I called out the door, Hey are you ok up there?
He answered with a mutter, and a few chosen words--
"Dasher and dancer got the craps over Mexico
(that explained his suit)
I got that flu thats been around and nothing is staying down
(again,the suit explained)
The only high ball I've had all night is when I slipped getting out of my sleigh..
Rudolphs red nose is red for a reason
he can't seem to stand up straight, kind of wobbles and he's hiccupped past two countries!
the last chimney was too tight and I got my butt burned
and I'm so sick of milk and cookies I could puke.
Merry Christmas, my a--!!!!!
I shut the door, and went back to my typing
I heard scuffling and banging, and now theres some barking
If Penny and Belle dont get a piece of that suit I will eat a fruit cake!
Thats if the cats don't tear him a new one first...
Theres a lot of white fluufy stuff all over the floor..
no wait..that could be chewed up stuffed animals..
or is it?
HO-HO-HO,
I'm off to find the buffalo..
Merry Christnas, er ah ChristMas!!!!
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